Sam: Salami chuck frankfurter fatback, jerky venison ham filet mignon pork chop beef.

George: Tenderloin pork belly short ribs burgdoggen strip steak, prosciutto brisket.

Sam: Jerky burgdoggen pastrami short loin doner meatloaf shank beef ribs flank kevin.

George: Short ribs kielbasa ball tip chuck bacon meatball meatloaf cow biltong pastrami filet mignon fatback.

Sam: I’m telling you. Who’s on first, What’s on second, I Don’t Know is on third–

George: You know the fellows’ names?

Sam: Yes.

George: Well, then who’s playing first?

Sam: Yes.

George: I mean the fellow’s name on first base.

Sam: Who.

George: The fellow playin’ first base.

Sam: Who.

George: The guy on first base.

Sam: Who is on first.

George: Well, what are you askin’ me for?

Sam: I’m not asking you–I’m telling you. Who is on first.

George: I’m asking you–who’s on first?

Sam: That’s the man’s name.

George: That’s who’s name?

Sam: Yes.

George: When you pay off the first baseman every month, who gets the money?

Sam: Every dollar of it. And why not, the man’s entitled to it.

George: Who is?

Sam: Yes.

George: So who gets it?